Sunday, August 17, 2014

Thelema and the ridiculous search for an "English Qabalah"

17 Merdedmeh 1384 Y.Z.
(August 17, 2014 of the Common Era)


Greetings to everyone,


As today I feel specially sarcastic and didn't write for a long time on my blog, I would like to leave here a message to all those thelemites that still today continue to search for an "English Qabalah", or that already use the NAEQ (New Æon English Qabalah) and believe to have in their hands the "Key to the Book of the Law" – which, in fact, is completely useless.


"Blasphemy! Ignorant!", the thelemites will shout... But you know something? Go self-fertilize yourselves... because I will give you the proof, using a key that is DIFFERENT from the NAEQ (oh no!!!), that will prove once and for all that Aleister Crowley WAS Jesus Christ reincarnated! (Oh Divine Irony! Oh Merciless Fate!)



It's true. According to the Cipher of the Illuminati, Aleister Crowley was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Does anyone doubt this? Watch and learn:


– "ALEISTER" = 88 = "DIVINE CHILD"
– "CROWLEY" = 95 = "SON OF GOD"
– "ALEISTER CROWLEY" = 183 = "LORD JESUS CHRIST"

For all those who still can't believe it...


– "EDWARD" (Aleister Crowley's first birth name) = 76 = "LAMB OF GOD"

 

... [ whatever... ] ...

Still not convinced? I'll continue:

– "HOOR PAAR KRAAT" = 169 = "LORD MICHAEL ARCHANGEL"

– "AIWASS" = 85 = "JEHESHUAH" (hebraicized pronunciation of "Jesus")
– "AIWAZ" = 73 = "CHRIST"
– "NUIT & HADIT" = 105 = "CHRISTOS" = "THE CHRIST"

– "LAW OF THELEMA" = 111 = "CHRISTUS"
– "THE EQUINOX OF THE GODS" = 229 = "CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST"


... humpf ... ...

Well, I've chosen these examples just to show how an "English Qabalah" can give extraordinary results (read it like: Extra–Ordinary) making us believe that some kind of "truth" is hidden within it.

Obviously, this is a JOKE... but I think it illustrates quite nicely what I've just said.

 

Sweet ramblings!